What Would You Do??

I got curious and wanted to know the answers to a few questions.

1. What would you do if you saw Roscoe Dash raping a horse? Do you watch or keep it moving.. or do you tell someone?
2. What yould you do if Waka Flocka was your pimp?
3. What would you do if Travis Porter kicked down your front door yelling "upside down!!"
4. What would you do if Nicki Minaj stopped being Barbie and went back to being Ken? Do these #basicbitches start calling themselves Ken and dressing like little boys?
5. What would you do if Usher was really your "daddy?"
6. What would you do if @KatStacks_JR drugged you up and a few weeks later came talking bout "bae im pregnant?"
7. What would you do if @JBarbie20 did the same thing? (If I was a dude, I'd personally knock both them bitches out)
8. What would you do if Soulja Boy was really Jesus??????????????? o__O
9. What would you do if Lil Wayne came out to not be the father of ANY of his children?
10. What would you do if Drake was the last man on Earth and he was the only one who could save us from extinction? (I'd just have to be extinct)

- once again.. just curious